NYD: A normal talk with his father

Well today NYD went on his first real date in like forever...reason why will be discussed in later posts. After taking the girl home, not wanting to take the bus/train home, i called my dad to pick me up. So in the car my Dad asks me:

Dad:So Darren whos that girl you were with?

Me:Well dad thats chris...a friend..not my girlfriend.

Dad:So what happened to Jessica?(my ex-girlfriend)

Me:She broke up with me...over some stuff i did in the past..you know

Dad:What did you do Darren?

Me:Well I cheated and lied before...one day decided imma be honest and tell her everything cuz i told myself i wasnt gonna lie and cheat no more...it wasnt fair..and she promised she wouldnt get mad...so i told her everything ive ever done.

Dad:WHAT!!!.(stops car)...Darren are u stupid?!!!?...have i not taught u anything...NEVER tell a girl anything you do...of course shes gonna be madd shes a woman. Never believe that bullshit. Look u do your thing never let her..matta fact never even let her think your doing anything...shes gonna use it against you anytime she can...TRUST ME!!

Me:(nods head)...well dad i dk im tryin to start a new slate and not cheat on any of my future girlfriends.

Dad:I think im losing you son...(puts head down in shame)...look wateva u do dont ever trust the girl...never put your trust into her...ALL GIRLS CHEAT....

Now imma cut this short and continue on another blog to address the assumption that ALL GIRLS CHEAT. Now Rhymefest said it in his song with Mario(All Girls Cheat off the Blue Collar Album)..."women cheat like men only they better at it"...I take this to be a known fact women do cheat better than men. Maybe not all women cheat...but alll women do think bout cheating...but yet again is there anyway to know that she cheating...cuz they look all regular when they come back around and kiss you on the lips. You would never know...that just now they were kissing another guy or even worse blowing him off.....FUCKED UP aint it....but true...now im not telling u to be skeptical all the time....but next time give her a smell, taste her lips, see if theres another hand print bigger than yours on her booty, look for hickies that she swore she hid in the back of her neck...wateva u do dont look through her phone...thats a NO NO...cuz then she would wanna look through yours...and NOW we have a problem there dont we...

-NYD